“And this wall will have a massive neon sign with a bunch of retro icons, like Pacman, Donkey Kong, y’know, the 8-bit stuff.” Searching his hazel-green eyes for any sign of approval. “As you can see from my prospectus, Mr. Kerrigan, the marketing analytics look promising for this area. And, I already have the social media campaign going, y’know, to whet the kids’ appetites.”
He looked at the specs I drew up with the detailed project plan showing milestones.
“Miss Granston,” he replied with a smile, revealing a deep dimple in his left cheek, visible even under the closely-trimmed beard. Had I noticed how hot he was? Dark wavy hair, a jawline that could cut diamonds, he definitely worked-out, his pristine suit tailored to clung to that muscular physique. Was I blushing? Dear lord, I was blushing. And he smirked. Kill me now.
“It will be a pleasure, doing business with you.” He shook my hand with another dazzling smile.
Elated, I jumped at him, wrapping my arms around his broad shoulders in a hug. “Oh Mr. Kerrigan, you won’t regret this! I’ll make you so proud!” Still clinging to him, I realized that maybe hugging the bank representative wasn’t the most professional thing to do. “I’m hugging you, aren’t I?”
Without moving, “Yes you are.” He replied flatly.
My arms stayed inexplicably where they were, “This is a little awkward then.”
“It is.” He paused, I kept holding him in a never-ending hug. “Although it might be less awkward, if you released me.”
“Oh, right, yes, of course.” I let go, fumbling backwards, losing my footing, I felt myself falling backwards. Reaching out for something to keep me upright, all I could grip was his tie, pulling him along for the ungraceful collapse to the ground. I slammed on my back, and he came barreling down on top of me. The breath thrown from both of us. It felt like eons passed, but it was likely mere seconds. Not only was he on top of me, but he was nestled between my legs, his face planted in my cleavage.
“Awkward 2.0.” I said in a weak attempt at humor.
He pushed himself away from the cleavage, “More like awkward to the death star power.”
I nodded and smirked at the reference, “Yep. That’s my specialty.”
“To be awkward?”
“Amongst other skills, but yes, awkward, lacking in grace, and having strange men between my legs.” I clasped my hands on my mouth, “Oh my god, that’s not what I meant – I mean, I didn’t mean the way that sounded.” Closing my eyes and covering my face with my hands, I just wanted to disappear. Yet another hot guy repelled by my weirdness.
He laughed, pushing himself off me, extending a hand to help me up. “I knew what you meant. Are you alright?”
Rubbing my back, “I think I fell on something, but I’ll make a full recovery. I have some ibuprofen. Better living through chemistry.” groaning at how hopeless I was.
Pulling out the annoying childproof bottle, and like a child, I had to read the instructions “push down and turn.” Only it wasn’t turning. “Why isn’t this working!?” it came out louder than expected. Pushing harder, turning with more focus, the bottle opened and flew out of my hands a dangerous projectile, pills ricocheting like buckshot, the bottle itself striking him in the forehead.
“Oh my god, what is wrong with me!?” I rubbed where the bottle struck him between the eyes, “Are you okay? Boy wouldn’t it be nice if all those pills hadn’t scattered everywhere?” I smiled sheepishly.
“Wouldn’t it though.” He said flatly, raising an eyebrow.
Oh no, he’s pissed. Could he pull the loan now? “I’m so sorry, Mr. Kerrigan. I’m just really clumsy.”
That body-melting smile returned, “Maybe just a little.Good thing we’re only funding the loan for the arcade, and not your personal injuries.”
“Oh thank goodness. I thought you might deny it to me after these shenanigans.”
“Not at all. I’ll email the documents to be signed electronically, and the funds will be available as soon as Tuesday.” With that he shook my hand and left.
Three months later, the arcade opened to a line out the door. New Order blasted overhead, quarters lined up on video games for the next person’s turn. I had done it, and it felt amazing.
“Miss Granston,” a deep voice that fueled fantasies made my insides jello. I turned around to see the banker.
“Mr. Kerrigan! What an unexpected surprise.”
“It’s not every day a loan is sealed with a hug, then a tumble, then a projectile thrown at my head.”
“Not enough for you? I mean maybe we can insert you in a pinball machine to be abused further?”
“Definitely not, I’m much more of a Donkey Kong guy. Pinball is for the weak.”
“Good looking and brains. You’re my kinda weirdo, Mr. Kerrigan.”
“Dan, please.”
“Dan. Danny-boy, Dannerino, Crocodile DAN-dee.” I babbled.
“Oh Crocodile Dandee is definitely the one.”
Wow. He banters. Wait, and he’s not in a suit. “Dan,” looking him up and down, “did you come here to play video games?”
He pointed to his Space Invaders shirt, “No, I came to play this video game. But there are like seven quarters before mine, so I’m just wandering until it’s my go.”
“A nerd after my own heart.”
“Can I buy you a drink?” he asked.
“From my own bar?” I squinted at him.
“Um… yes?”
“Only if you can answer this question: Star Wars or LOTR?”
“Oooh that’s tough. Star Wars gets respect for being the OG, right? But LOTR is truly the superior fandom.”
I took his arm in mine, “Oh Dan, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”
He stopped and looked at me, “I was hoping for something more than friendship.” His eyes darted to my lips, then to my eyes. My body flushed all over,
I looked down shyly. “I’d like that.”